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~~~*~*~~* the I LOVE GIVEAWAYS giveaway!!!! ~*~~*~**~~*~
I don’t know about you, but I can’t stay away from online holiday shopping. I already have a crapload of stuff that I don’t know what to with!! So, my lil bugs, I’ll give you guys the chance to win it! ALL! FOR FREE!
- Hard Candy “Walk the Line” Eyeliner
- Hard Candy “Sheer Envy” Illuminating Primer
- Maybelline Waterproof Ultra Liner (Brown)
- Blue Liquid Eyeliner
- Maybelline Rocket Volume Express Mascara
- Benefit Watt’s Up Highlighter
- Hard Candy “Lash Call” Lengthening Mascara
- Smashbox “Try It” Kit (includes Primer, Lid Primer, Lip Gloss, and “Full Exposure” Mascara)
- 6 Color Institute Eyeshadows
- 3 Color Institute Blushes
- 2 Concealer Brushes
- 2 Clinique Lipsticks
- 2 Ulta Lipsticks
All of this is unopened and is worth over $140 in retail value!! This is a giveaway for my followers, so you must be following me (duh) and I’m willing to ship worldwide this holiday season!! Reblogs and likes both count!! Ends Good luck lil bugs!! Ends in 2 weeks!!
THALASSIQ’S SUPER SWEET CHRISTMAS SWEATER GIVE AWAY!!!
so i wanted to do something nice to spread the joy of the holiday season and what better way than with a hideous christmas sweater?? it has been a goal of mine each year to pick out the most hideous sweater in existence and don it onto my person in order to tell the world i’m festive, and now i am passing that joy onto you!
here are the rules:
- reblogs and likes count! you can reblog it as many times as you want, but please only once per day
- the prize is any sweater of your choice from thesweaterstore.com
- if you don’t celebrate christmas, no worries! there are tons of festive nondenominational sweaters! some of them are hideously winter themed! some have bizarre bears stacked on top of one another in the shape of a menorah! the possibilities for you are endless!
- this is open for everyone, because the sweater store ships internationally!
- you don’t have to follow me but if you do follow me, you’ll get an extra special prize! i cannot tell you what it is because it’s a secret but trust me it will contribute to the joy of your holiday season no matter what holiday you are celebrating
- if you are plus sized, never fear! if the sweater store doesn’t have a sweater in your size, i will work with you to find a store that does! everyone deserves the joy of these hideous monstrosities, no matter what size or gender identity or race or preference or anything else!
- sorry but no giveaway blogs please! i want everyone to be able to see this and have a chance!
so here is what you get: one gorgeous hideous sweater of your choice from thesweaterstore.
when does this giveaway end? december 15th at 8pm PST! plenty of time for me to buy the sweater and ship it to you friend, so that you’ll get it in time for the delightful holiday season! don’t worry, most of these sweaters are good all winter, even after the magic has passed. i wear mine in summer sometimes when it’s particularly chilly.
ok buddies reblog and enjoy!